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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 756 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3966 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.