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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7924 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3485 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 267 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.