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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5770 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 242 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 709 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.