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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7249 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.