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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7281 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.