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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4886 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 744 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.