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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4742 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.