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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9524 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.