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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5511 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9578 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.