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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2716 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.