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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 419 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2686 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.