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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7685 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 2383 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Crops Grown: | 7727 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.