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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 406 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.