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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3332 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Enchantments Applied: | 149 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.