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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6710 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.