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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6194 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 4039 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.