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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2932 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 65 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Votes: | 3158 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.