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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6485 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 411569 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.