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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3605 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6684 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.