🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3473 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 117 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 465 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
yo, so like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs all be sippin’ on coffee and gettin’ all hyped up. like, they be runnin’ around like crazy, doin’ backflips and stuff. it’s wild, man.
if you join this server, you can ride on the back of a caffeinated pig and zoom around the map at lightning speed. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with bacon.
also, there’s a secret underground coffee shop where you can trade with villagers for rare items. but watch out for the barista, she’s a zombie who’s had too much espresso and she’s a little cranky.
oh, and did i mention there’s a giant coffee cup castle in the sky? yeah, you can build your own little coffee-themed kingdom up there and rule over all the jittery pigs below.
so come join us on this crazy, caffeine-fueled adventure. it’s gonna be a piggin’ good time!
