PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7479
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mines Excavated:	1997	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Emeralds Found:	4075	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Items Found:	3347	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	2277	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8740	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	9586	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”