PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	236	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Farms Harvested:	237	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3971

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	New Chunks Explored:	876093
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9840
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	2348
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	9411	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.