PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5836	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Zombie Dances:	2	Mines Excavated:	2872
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7579
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Star Shards Collected:	181
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Towns Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	2710	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!