PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	131
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	377
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	525	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	1279

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Towns Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.