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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1990 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6238 | Magic Items Found: | 8232 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 184 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”
Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?
