Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

accident, bad news, bathroom humor, child, diaper change, EMBARRASSMENT, excrement, foul odor, funny, humor, Messy, Minecraft, mishap, Mommy, parenting, poopy, Potty training, Smells, smp, STINKY, Toddler, Unpleasant

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	81	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Potions Brewed:	107	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1580
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1992	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	181	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Votes:	9516
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Love Letters Sent:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3422	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Void Armor Forged:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com