PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

Anus, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Business, Coincidence, comedic, digestion, double meaning, excrement, Food, funny, gross, humor, Mouth, Observation, Poop, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, PvP, scatological humor, toilet humor, wordplay

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

NerdNu

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

The Nerd.Nu Minecraft Servers

Online since 2009, reliable and longstanding. NO pay-to-win or pay-for-perks. Semi-vanilla and no special clients etc. required. Mature, voluntary staff drawn from the player base. Active community, forums and subreddit.

Come and join us on our Creative, Non-PvP (PvE) and Minigames servers!

lobby.nerd.nu

Omega Realm

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	5711	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	191	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7500	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Omega Realm, currently one of the longest on-going networks with no intentions on stopping.

Factions Custom Skyblock KitPvP Creative Survival

IP: OmegaRealm.com Forums: https://forum.omegarealm.com

omegarealm.com

PCNRaidz

Factions, Raiding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	664
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

We Are An OP Faction Server We Hope You Enjoy Your Gameplay On PCNRaidz

172.245.31.114

SoulPlex.Net

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Soulplex is an awesome minecraft server always with the latest version of the game. It has many modes such as Sky Block, Sky Wars, Factions, Survival, Creative etc.. We will be very glad if you come and play together with us! Have a nice time with our players and our friendly staff.

mc.soulplex.net

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

23.95.116.41

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5377	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

mc.d-nexus.co:48627

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

main.theburgserver.com

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Haifischbecken.net

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	1485	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Sami Stine

samistine.com

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

redemptionkraft.mcph.co

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crops Grown:	9286	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

eaveecraft

play.eaveecraft.com

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Play.MCB-Factions.com

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

mc.craftersparty.com:25898

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

192.254.79.229

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

mc.limitedgaming.net