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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9155 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!