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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7599 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 123 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!