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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2384 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the poopocalypse of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!
