PoopNotGreenAITA | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the poopocalypse of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.

Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.

And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.

So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Star Shards Collected:	269	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Love Letters Sent:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1705
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	8138
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	4808	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	1203
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	4239	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	239
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4944	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.