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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5025 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!