Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchantments Applied:	295	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Items Found:	8068	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Animals Bred:	79

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	9409	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8917
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

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