Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchantments Applied:	53	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	183
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mines Excavated:	2866

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Potions Brewed:	61
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	8455	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8951	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.