Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6394
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Animals Bred:	112	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3867
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	2892	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	185
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!