Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8975

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7264

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	660	Ores Mined:	1195
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ores Mined:	8224	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	227	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8411	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	363492
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	3380
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.