Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	5287	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	142	Players Killed by Monsters:	9332
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Items Found:	3134
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	106	Secret Passages Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2404	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1152	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.