Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	62

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5808	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	8628
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.