Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	122223	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	634254	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Magic Items Found:	2318
Mines Excavated:	4087	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	7044

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	537	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Potions Brewed:	60
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Emeralds Found:	7980	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	229	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!