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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1727 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
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