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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7522 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
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