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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3314 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1918 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
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