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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 875 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
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So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!