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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1883 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
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