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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1428 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 1515 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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