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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9633 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6431 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
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So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!