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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 324 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 172 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
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