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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9074 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8113 | Animals Bred: | 170 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
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