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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3100 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even our husband can’t stand to be in the same room with us after a disagreement. Join us for drama, poolside tantrums, and a whole lot of confusion. And don’t worry, we have actual swimming lessons with a 60+ year-old grandmother who never learned how to swim – because that’s totally relevant to your Minecraft experience.
So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!