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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4477 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1110 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
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